Top 5 Ways to Cope with Exam Stress

So AS is upon us.. and while some of us are stressed out because they're studying away I think MOST of us who are less fortunate-as we have not been blessed with enough 'diligence'-are actually more stressed out with the fact that we're stuck at home with nothing to do thanks to the fact that the dates they set for our papers were stretched REALLY bad.. as in.. exceeds-elastic-limit bad..

No classes yet we can't really have much of a 'life' since we're bound either by commitment or sheer guilty conscience (ahem). So here's my list of top 5 ways to cope with that stress..

5. WATCH KOREAN DRAMAS

Although.. I can't really say that this is the best influence for our lazy young minds.. The heroes are ALWAYS CEOs of some bigshot company.. And even if they're not, and they come from some kampong and with no education they will still CEOs be in the end because some random rich man with some sort of big business will pop out of nowhere and will turn out to be their 'actual dad' or something like that (as conveyed by a particular Physics lecturer).. Or they'd maybe be superstars..

And for the girls.. since all guys will be CEOs or Superstars.. We'll all mary CEOs or Superstars.. And live happily ever after..

4. PLAY THE SIMS

Where you get to determine the fates of the people you created and be as sadistic as you like..

Maybe you could create a family..

Send the teenage child to college where all they have to do to do well is to sit on a chair and read until their performance meter is full..

Do well in college and graduate as a doctor..

Fall in love and get married (to another Sim you created yourself since all the default sims are UGLAY)..

Then you decide to build a house for them..

Find that you don't have enough money to finish it halfway since you planned it too extravagantly..

Make their parents die by flies or by building a wall around them until they starve to death or maybe by getting them bitten by a vampire and sending them out into the sun to get fried..

Get their money..

continue building..

run out of money again..

decide to start using the cheatcode 'motherlode' to instantly get $50,000. Over and over again..

If only real life had cheatcodes..... >.<

3. KILL STUFF BY SHOOTING

Ahh.. blood and gore.. How delightful <3

2. KILL STUFF BY SLICING AND STABBING THEM SENSELESS

or for those who are really THAT stressed..

he's like.. "BAH! SCREW WEAPONS! IM HAVING MY EXAMS AND I'M EMO! IMMA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF BENCH!"

1. FACEBOOK

As I am sure would be the case for everyone else.. Facebook.. You can do ANYTHING on Facebook..

From stalking people.. to poking people that will never feel it.. to gardening with plants whose leaves cannot be seen.. to keeping pets that will never defecate.. to cooking food that no one will ever eat.. to killing stuff that don't bleed.. to fighting wars you can't even see..

Be warned, though.. If this is your only method of stress relief, once you wake up from fantasy world your depression will increase by tenfolds because you'd then realise how 'takde life' you really are. =.='